{"id":48,"date":"2006-12-06T22:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laimayleng.com\/blog\/?p=48"},"modified":"2006-12-06T22:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T22:37:00","slug":"see-a-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/see-a-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"See a Penis?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Here’s a game to stimulate your mind. Spot the dickhead ! You have 5 seconds. Ready, Go !!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Bee … Pooo .. Bee… Pooo .. You are outha the game ! Wrong answer ! <\/div>\n
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Ding …!!! Ding ….!!! Ding …!!! We have a winner!! And the prize is, ladies and gentlemen … Behold …you don’t get *banned from my blog. <\/p>\n

A backpack trip to Thailand during the terrorist prone period proves my parents very wrong. I did not get blown into little pieces, I am still in one piece. OK, it was not wise to disobey my parents concern. The truth is, I tell you .. I was ignorant about the terrorist attacks until all my bags are packed and my bus ticket was purchased. Yea, I could throw away the RM25.90 stub and stayed home. I didn’t. Took on the tiring 8 hours bus ride. Arrived in Haatyai. Had a good massage. Had a good massage. Yes, I had 2 massages in a day! Off I went onto another van trip the next day to Koh Samui.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> Now, I can tell everyone I saw a super duper huge hard rock dick in Thailand ! Grandfather rock, it’s called. For an old man, looks pretty solid to me. I’m surprised the dick ain’t wrinkled. <\/p>\n

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Here’s a closer look at the Grandmother’s pussy. Yes, take a closer look – this is how a vulva looks like. Can you see\/find the clitoris ? Damn, still can’t find it ? That’s just a pity. <\/p>\n

Newsflash .. The day I returned from Thailand, Haatyai was bombed. All the tourism places I left my footprints were blown apart. I thought to myself, the terrorist was after me. Funny, they couldn’t track me when I was in Koh Samui and Phuket? Anyhow, I count my blessings that I am well and escaped all the attacks. <\/p>\n

Lesson Learnt: Always read the news before travelling. <\/p>\n

NOTE: *I can’t really banned you from visiting my blog. Just kidding, no hard feelings, ya .. Please come back to my blog. =)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Here’s a game to stimulate your mind. Spot the dickhead ! You have 5 seconds. Ready, Go !! Bee … Pooo .. Bee… Pooo .. You are outha the game ! Wrong answer ! Ding …!!! Ding ….!!! Ding …!!! We have a winner!! And the prize is, ladies and gentlemen … Behold …you don’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thru-my-eyes","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}