{"id":62,"date":"2006-12-13T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T23:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laimayleng.com\/blog\/?p=62"},"modified":"2006-12-13T23:40:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-13T23:40:00","slug":"top-ten-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/top-ten-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten List"},"content":{"rendered":"

Year 2006 is almost coming to an end. Another 17 days and we welcome the 2007 year.<\/p>\n

What have you acomplished this year ? Too broad ? Ok, let’s make it simpler, have you brighten up someone’s day today ? Frown not, I present you the “Top Ten List Happy Things To Do For Other People”.<\/p>\n

10. Smile to your neighbour’s dog<\/div>\n
The bugger will one day stop shitting in front of your house<\/p>\n

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9. Call the food stall lady “Leng Lui” – direct translation “Beautiful girl”<\/div>\n

You’ll get an extra slice of meat in your noodles<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

<\/div>\n
8. Say thank you to the toll collector<\/div>\n
(S)he will stop giving you 5 cent coins as change<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
7. Buy a packet of tissue everytime you go into a public toilet<\/div>\n
Probably then, the workers will earn enough to bloody keep it clean<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

6. Greet the car park attendant upon entry
He’ll tell you where to park your car<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
5. Smile to the person sitting next to you in a bar
That person will watch your drinks for you<\/span>
<\/span><\/p>\n
<\/div>\n
4. Send out holiday greeting cards to your friends<\/div>\n
You’ll be surprised the complimentary meals you get from them<\/div>\n


<\/span><\/span><\/span>3. Inform the pirated DVD seller that his stall has the best DVD selection
You get to exchange your DVD if you don’t like the movie<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span>2. <\/span><\/span><\/span>Visit my blog EVERYDAY
You’ll make my day
<\/span>
1. Tell your friends about my blog
I’ll be famous<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span>

<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Year 2006 is almost coming to an end. Another 17 days and we welcome the 2007 year. What have you acomplished this year ? Too broad ? Ok, let’s make it simpler, have you brighten up someone’s day today ? Frown not, I present you the “Top Ten List Happy Things To Do For Other […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-in-a-days-work","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}