{"id":98,"date":"2007-01-01T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laimayleng.com\/blog\/?p=98"},"modified":"2007-01-01T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T15:00:00","slug":"new-year-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laimayleng.com\/blog\/new-year-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting ready for new year celebration. My bags are packed. I hopped into the backseat of the 6 seater <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kia.com\/\">Kia<\/a>. &#8220;Beep .. Beep&#8221; my mobile rang. It was a New Year greeting message. Short and sweet.<\/p>\n<p>Half an hour later, I dozed off. &#8220;Beep .. Beep&#8221; my mobile snorted. Another New Year well wish. It was a religious message, no less, simple and thoughtful.<\/p>\n<p>I arrived at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.melaka.net\/\">Malacca <\/a>town 2 hours later. &#8220;Beep ..Beep&#8221; my mobile screamed again. I didn&#8217;t bother to check the message this time as I was busy taking photos of my surroundings. My companion noticed my behaviour. He calls it the &#8220;blogger syndrome&#8221; easily defines as the &#8220;compulsive need and act to take pictures for blogging purposes&#8221;. I left a smirk in somewhat agreement.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I find myself intoxicated with the &#8220;blogger syndrome&#8221;. I am compelled. My 10 years of friend spoke no more than 10 words to me in a week before my blogging era, now impatiently awaits for me online for new post everyday. I am greeted online every time &#8211; I feel wanted. What started off as an innocent space for me to be myself is now an addition. It is then, I realise the extensive power of technology; computer, digital camera and mobile phones. So, here I am spreading my 2007 joy to everyone surfing, reading my blog!.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>My top ten greetings for year 2007<\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">10.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Patience is a virtue<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Tolerance is a test<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Humbleness builds character<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Love moves the world<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Thanks for a great 2006<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Looking forward to a fantabulous 2007 with you<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">2. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Wishing you a SEDUCTIVE &amp; HORNY year<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">LICKED by love and PENETRATED by heavenly graces<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">and may all your misfortunes be EJACULATED before the season has CLIMAXED!<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">1. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">To my dearest friends<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Thank you for the warm wishes year 2006. I f*** it all. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">This year, save the crappy greetings.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Send me petrol vouchers, hampers or cash. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">I removed item 9 till 3 on the list. I almost fell asleep typing it out. So, I shall save you the trouble of reading them. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting ready for new year celebration. My bags are packed. I hopped into the backseat of the 6 seater Kia. &#8220;Beep .. Beep&#8221; my mobile rang. It was a New Year greeting message. Short and sweet. Half an hour later, I dozed off. &#8220;Beep .. Beep&#8221; my mobile snorted. 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